A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.
by Morgan Martin-Skerm March 3, 2008
Are you still at work?" "Yes, I've been warking really hard. I still have a giant stack of paperwork but I gained three levels in Farmville.
by segacs November 8, 2010
1. Dude I've been warking all day. It's really depressing.
2. Dude1: Yeah I've been going a bit on pitchfork at today.
Dude2: Mate you're such a warker.
Boss (comming from behind): Off you two fucks.
2. Dude1: Yeah I've been going a bit on pitchfork at today.
Dude2: Mate you're such a warker.
Boss (comming from behind): Off you two fucks.
by The Fucker from Chicago October 27, 2010
Guy 1: "Dude, did you wark him last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, we warked so hard, and there was wark sauce EVERYWHERE"
Guy 1: "Hey man, chu gei?"
Guy 2: "Man, we warked so hard, and there was wark sauce EVERYWHERE"
Guy 1: "Hey man, chu gei?"
by MackW March 19, 2009
An extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. Matt Wark is extremely muscular. He is the founder of the bodybuilding association known as "Swoll Patrol".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".
Guy 1: Did you see Matt Wark just dunk from half court?
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!
by mrfrikinawesome August 3, 2011
Jimmy had to wark the chocobo while watching a hot porn movie to relieve himself from the hot girls in it.
by JoeMK October 26, 2005
A combination of 'to work' and 'to warp': to 'wark' the news. To manipulate the evidence so that it suits your agenda AND so that you seem to be the person with the greatest foresight and insight into it. Inspired by the BBC Newsnight presenter Kirsty Wark currently in centre of controversy over her documentary about the Alex Salmond trial.
The reporter warked the news coming from Berlin so that it suited an English stereotype of an authoritarian German.
The reporter warked the witness's comments so that the events seemed more shocking than they were.
The reporter warked the evidence to omit key points and in so doing favour one perspective.
The reporter warked the witness's comments so that the events seemed more shocking than they were.
The reporter warked the evidence to omit key points and in so doing favour one perspective.
by Dr John the Night-tripper August 20, 2020