war whales 

A dogshit clan in a mobile game Clash of Clans who can't mod their way to victory.

War Whales could fell out of playoffs even after modding.

war whales by officialrekt1 June 17, 2018

Whale War 

Two or more oversized white women fighting it out

"Dude, you see that fight?"
"Nah man"
"Oh dude, you missed a total whale war!"

Whale War by georgiahomeboy113 December 26, 2008

Whale War Addict

A whale war addict is any person from the age of 8 to 80, who watches every single retarded episode of whale wars. No matter how little they get done or mistakes they make are drawn to watch the next episode while still cursing out how stupid the episode is they are watching at the moment. Medically speaking there is no cure for a whale war addict, unless the whalers sink a harpoon into that POS ship.

Man, i can't wait to see the next episode, I'm such a whale war addict

Whale War Addict by Gorilla arms August 14, 2009