wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed

Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet

wank tank by rachael July 22, 2004

wank tank

A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.

Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!

wank tank by G.Mcd November 1, 2008

Wank Tank

Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.

Wank Tank by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017

wank tank

Alternate term for sport utility vehicle or SUV. Any large, ugly, innefficient, fuel guzzling vehicle. An urban "tank" driven by an urban "wank"!

I often choke on the fumes from wank tanks left running on the street while I'm walking around town.
Those Hummers are the ultimate wank tank.

wank tank by Simon Ham December 26, 2007

wank tank

Somebody who masturbates excessively. A cum production unit.

"All that wank tank ever does is sit around making wang tang"

wank tank by Handsome B September 7, 2008

Wank Tank

{wank tank} a shitty public bus that evreyone hates driven by el homo the mexican driver

Guy 1:hey how we gonna get to ur house?


Guy 2: oh fuck wer gonna have to use the wank tank

Wank Tank by ajice March 13, 2009

Wank Tank

A sexual position in which the woman does a handstand. The man then sticks his magical balls into her vagina (Literally sticks em in) and she jerks him off (or if she's lazy, he can jerk himself off). This is repeated until the man cums and then he sits down hard, thus slamming the bitch's head against the floor.

Sally: Oh my god, Cindy, what happened to your head?
Cindy: Bob wank tanked me last night.
Sally: Oh shit, pwned nigga!

Wank Tank by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008