Wanic

The feeling of panic when your girlfriend unexpectedly comes home early just as you are reaching vinegar strokes.

The missus nearly caught me knocking one out the other night, I was in a right wanic

by Ben 666 December 26, 2008

Wanic Attack

A weed-induced panic attack.

That dab gave me a wicked wanic attack.

by ShuShuShuHulia November 7, 2016

Waning Mullet

a man’s hairstyle that is bald on the top but with long stringy hair hanging over the collar in the back (elderhostel up front, party in the back)

This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.

Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.

by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020

WankCock

A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.

"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)

by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020

wanie

a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl

not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.

#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend

by jane56819g December 28, 2016

Wani

Wani is known as a smart and pretty girl, she like a simple but nice outfit and love to make friends. She really like to eat a lot and always have a kind heart. Always smile & she obviously can be a true friend, true sould and trusted one.

Wow look at wani, she is the prettiest among the girl

by Mwkq December 28, 2017

Wani

A brave woman; also pretty; have a kind heart and everyone loves her

Go Wani! You know youre such a brave woman on the earth. You can do it!

by xxxx_random April 22, 2018