Crappy Zelda game made for the CD-i back in 1993. Known as one of the worst games ever made because of the jerky body movements in the FMVs, random statements ("this is illegal, you know" and MY CAKES WILL BURN"), and the fact that the voice actors are Russians who have a limited grasp for English. Enough, my ship sails in the morning...I wonder what's for dinner.
Nothing is more random than Wand of Gamelon. The only good use for the game is YouTube poop where the game is ridiculed for our amusement.
by Lena-Scarlette Katrina October 30, 2008
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1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
by Evil Betty March 6, 2005
While wearing a wizard hat and you're about to cum you say, "Abracadabra," then tap her on the head with your dick twice, and blow your load in her face. After your finished you politely say, "Your wish has been granted."
by TripC & Ty. July 5, 2009
The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face
After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.
by Ant Beniquez August 20, 2009
the sweatiest pickaxe in all of fortnite usually used by people that will never feel the touch of a woman in there whole life
by okidontcareatallbro November 17, 2021
by mynamestopherand February 2, 2023