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Walmart Run

A quick trip to the nearest Walmart often out of idle boredom, whether you buy anything or just play with the "try me" buttons on kid's toys. A Walmart run often involves two or more people, always on the spur of the moment, and is generally late at night or early in the morning.
"I'm tired of playing Halo 3 for my kick-ass Xbox 360, let's go on a Walmart run!"

"Hey, it's only 2 in the morning, we still have 4 hours before the sun rises, let's go on a Walmart run!"

" 'Two minors were kicked out of Walmart last night after causing a ruckus on a late-night Walmart run.' "
Walmart Run by Ben Deivert January 10, 2008

Walmart Run

A late night run to Wal-Mart where you take Hannah Montana dolls from the toy section into one of the camping tent displays and jerk off in her hair.
After I saw the new Miley Cyrus music video, I had to go for a Walmart Run.
Walmart Run by Calcobrena October 12, 2014

Walmart Running 

Walmart running is simply the act of parking in the spot that is the farthest away from the main entry of Walmart, then running as fast as you can to the main doors. CAUTION! Be careful for moving vehicles. Icy or rainy conditions may provide more entertainment.
OMG he just set a new record walmart running!
Walmart Running by xXxGoVikingsxXx December 13, 2009

Idiots running around in Walmart

Jimmy and Matt ran around like idiots running around in Walmart like Miah'.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026