Walking Baby 

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.

Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!

Walking Baby by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019

Waking the baby mammoth 

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.

E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!

Waking the baby mammoth by Alosie December 4, 2009

Waking the baby 

Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around

I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding

Waking the baby by ARTIE ST@UT June 8, 2020