Landlord: You know its the 7th already and I haven't got your rent check.
Gary: Yeah, sorry about that. I got put on waivers 2 weeks ago, but I'll pay you as soon as I get it.
Andy: Hey man, whats with the new car? I thought you were out of work.
Gary: I was, but some jokers downtown picked me up on waivers last week, so I went and shot my wad on this gangster-ass Hyundai.
Andy: What up man, who's the new girl you were at the bar with last night?
Gary: Oh, just something to keep my bit from rusting over. Brenda wasn't giving it up like she used to, so I put her on waivers and picked up this new dime.
Gary: Yeah, sorry about that. I got put on waivers 2 weeks ago, but I'll pay you as soon as I get it.
Andy: Hey man, whats with the new car? I thought you were out of work.
Gary: I was, but some jokers downtown picked me up on waivers last week, so I went and shot my wad on this gangster-ass Hyundai.
Andy: What up man, who's the new girl you were at the bar with last night?
Gary: Oh, just something to keep my bit from rusting over. Brenda wasn't giving it up like she used to, so I put her on waivers and picked up this new dime.
by MannyL May 7, 2007
Hey! Where did you get that dartboard?
-I claimed it off of waivers from my brother. He hasn't used it since the days of yore.
-I claimed it off of waivers from my brother. He hasn't used it since the days of yore.
by King Jumungus January 6, 2006
Guy #1: Did we have to finish that assignment for tomorrow?
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.
by Confidante February 12, 2015
Someone in the military who scored low on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB) yet was still allowed to join based on the approval of a waiver.
Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
Term used to imply someone is of substandard intelligence.
I can't believe he loaded all those bullets in the magazine backwards.
I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
I know! He must have been an ASVAB Waiver..
by NoMotards December 9, 2011
Is a woman that has the proclivity to sleep with members of the Armed Forces. A euphemistic way of calling her not only a slut but a slut that craves military penis. Synonymous with "Patriot"
"Taylor seems to be into me."
"Sergeant, she slept with 5 Soldiers in my unit, she is a flag waiver."
"Damn, it's so hard to find a woman that's willing to sleep with me that isn't a patriot."
"Sergeant, she slept with 5 Soldiers in my unit, she is a flag waiver."
"Damn, it's so hard to find a woman that's willing to sleep with me that isn't a patriot."
by Dicker9point5 September 12, 2013
What you say to allow your friends to spoil. Typically before a question.
Abbr. SW.
Note that this is only in effect temporarily. It is encouraged to define a standard this time period within a friendship. E.g. only one answer to a question.
Abbr. SW.
Note that this is only in effect temporarily. It is encouraged to define a standard this time period within a friendship. E.g. only one answer to a question.
Mr. Robot season 1 spoiler alert below:
You: Spoiler waiver: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: He's a figment of Elliots imagination
Opposed to
You: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: IDK?
You: Spoiler waiver: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: He's a figment of Elliots imagination
Opposed to
You: What is the deal with Mr. Robot?!
Friend: IDK?
by unguis November 1, 2017
a fantasy team manager who builds their team by frequently scouring the waiver wire to pick up breakout players and sleepers before their opponents.
by Octoberist October 11, 2011