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Homophobic Waffle Fries 

when some is homophobic and likes chickfila
random ass bitch : chick-fil-a 's fries smack
me: but they're homophobic
random ass bitch: ok and...
me: ok well enjoy ur homophobic waffle fries ig

wow waffle fries 

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"
wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey
wow waffle fries by tabbypears October 31, 2022

A bong with a side of waffle fries

When two people have sexual intercourse and one ejaculates into a cup or any object that can hold the seamen and then is poured into a bong with water and mixed in. Then crush up the weed and smoke it and the the left over seamen is used to suck into a straw then stuffed up the bum and spit it all out into the anal hole until none left so when the person shits the shit will be white.
Me n my bf went to a party and there was a crazy chick called raphi fisher who stank of poo and was as hairy as punch the monkey who then said let me have a bong with a side of waffle fries but no one wanted to go near her because that bush was sticking out from the side of her pants.

chick-fil-a walfle fries

really really good french fries, you should go get them~ Julia and Madison
Chick-fil-a walfle fries are the best
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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