waffel donkey
waffel donkey by batmans cat October 15, 2009
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When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
waffle donkey by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017
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donkey-waffle
Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.
donkey-waffle by B'Jeff February 3, 2018
donkey on a waffle
To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.
(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)
(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)
donkey on a waffle by Dean Webb October 27, 2004
all over it like a donkey on a waffle
To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.
Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.
all over it like a donkey on a waffle by David Joy June 1, 2007
All over it like a donkey on a waffle
To be completely on top of something, much as a donkey, when standing over a waffle, covers it entirely.
All over it like a donkey on a waffle by Jason Kafalas April 5, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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