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wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007
Followers of the great religion of the wack. Our holidays are Wacky Wednesday, Saucey Saturday, and Tide Pod Tuesday. Our annual holiday is The Week of Wack, on June 9th (6/9), and for 8 days, everyday is Wacky Wednesday. (7 days couldn't contain the wack, so the Wack monks decided another day should be added).
I am I wacky follower of wackism.
wackism by theoofoftheoof February 6, 2018

wackinstack 

A stack of Playboys. etc.
Usually found under the convenience of ones bed, or in ones closet.
"Oh shit! My mom found my wackinstack!"
wackinstack by foxygrandpa_18 January 2, 2008

frickity frackity packity wackity 

what you say when you stub your toe but you’re in the middle of a conversation with your grandma. aka when you want to cuss at something but for whatever reason can’t cuss
me: “oh- frickity frackity packity wackity”

wackitude 

Often consisting of wackness in every aspect.
Who perpatrated this wackitude?
wackitude by Jaekiz February 15, 2004

Wackiest 

Benjamin is the wackiest wack bitch out there
Benji is the wackiest
Wackiest by BriRose11 June 4, 2020
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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