To shove one's hand into another's ass and proceed to punch said person in the face with the tainted hand.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A street in Lakeland, Florida where all the prostitutes and whores are.

The only county in Indiana that keeps it real. It's the home of straight up killers and child molesters. The best weed, girls, and underage drinkers. Possibly the only county in the world with six to six probation hours. From Salamonie to Maple Street to Crown Hill all the way to new 24 they stay buck 24/7.

Verb - To violate an innocent farm animal, such as a goat, a sheep, or a rooster, due to the lack of potential mates of the same species.

An all-men's college in Crawfordsville, Indiana. Its inhabitants are commonly known as "Cavemen" by their far more erudite counterparts at DePauw University to the south.

Although the Caveman throws frequent weekend parties, hoping girls from DePauw and St. Mary's will attend, their sexual orientation is to be questioned.

A MEN-ONLY college located in Crawfordsville, IN. An acclaimed liberal arts school with great athletics. Also noted by the locals to be full of weirdos and douche bags that lure young and unsuspecting local high school girls into their many fraternities with alcohol. This disturbing phenomenon is resultant of the fact that Wabash has NO GIRLS in their student body.