Guy 1:Dude, I totally vuffled her.
Guy 2: Eww. Did ya get any stuck in your mouth?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was drunk so I didn't care until this morning when I fished a hairball out of my mouth.
How to make:
1) Get a syringe and suck all the melty chocolate out of the center of the truffle.
2) Replace the melty chocolate with vodka.
3) Melt a little different chocolate and use it to cover up the hole that the syringe made.
4) Refrigerate, so the chocolate doesn't melt and spill the vodka.
NOTE: Best to eat several - if you're not drunk enough, you get violently ill.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.