Guy 1:Dude, I totally vuffled her.
Guy 2: Eww. Did ya get any stuck in your mouth?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was drunk so I didn't care until this morning when I fished a hairball out of my mouth.
How to make:
1) Get a syringe and suck all the melty chocolate out of the center of the truffle.
2) Replace the melty chocolate with vodka.
3) Melt a little different chocolate and use it to cover up the hole that the syringe made.
4) Refrigerate, so the chocolate doesn't melt and spill the vodka.
NOTE: Best to eat several - if you're not drunk enough, you get violently ill.
1- A vuft is a flirty fart because we all know that girls don't actually fart, but there has to be an escape from all that hot air they hold inside. Some can turn out to be minty in smell, and the reason for that is still being investigated.
2- A fart, burp or any other escape of gas from a female during a date setting or in front of a guy she likes. Can also be a quief.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.