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Someone who wanders on the outskirts of every conversation, seeks approval from all those around them and in general is a lurk
Andrew got a tattoo of his ex girlfriends dog....what a vuff
vuff by Moody cow July 1, 2019
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Vuffle - to gnaw or chew upon a girl's hair.
Guy 1:Dude, I totally vuffled her.
Guy 2: Eww. Did ya get any stuck in your mouth?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was drunk so I didn't care until this morning when I fished a hairball out of my mouth.
Vuffle by m~cake August 4, 2009
A truffle with vodka filling.

How to make:
1) Get a syringe and suck all the melty chocolate out of the center of the truffle.
2) Replace the melty chocolate with vodka.
3) Melt a little different chocolate and use it to cover up the hole that the syringe made.
4) Refrigerate, so the chocolate doesn't melt and spill the vodka.

NOTE: Best to eat several - if you're not drunk enough, you get violently ill.
Alois Trancy is a sexy beast. And INVENTED vuffles.
Vuffle by Alois Trancy is Sexy August 6, 2011
1- A vuft is a flirty fart because we all know that girls don't actually fart, but there has to be an escape from all that hot air they hold inside. Some can turn out to be minty in smell, and the reason for that is still being investigated.

2- A fart, burp or any other escape of gas from a female during a date setting or in front of a guy she likes. Can also be a quief.
Man: WOAH! Tell me you did NOT just vuft.

Woman: I'm sorry. At least it smells minty. It's not a smell that could kill you.
Vuft by JLightning1 March 24, 2011
making muffins during sexy itme
i was making a sexy time vuffin
vuffin by JosephRyanpatz July 20, 2008
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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