Guy 1:Dude, I totally vuffled her.
Guy 2: Eww. Did ya get any stuck in your mouth?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was drunk so I didn't care until this morning when I fished a hairball out of my mouth.
How to make:
1) Get a syringe and suck all the melty chocolate out of the center of the truffle.
2) Replace the melty chocolate with vodka.
3) Melt a little different chocolate and use it to cover up the hole that the syringe made.
4) Refrigerate, so the chocolate doesn't melt and spill the vodka.
NOTE: Best to eat several - if you're not drunk enough, you get violently ill.
1- A vuft is a flirty fart because we all know that girls don't actually fart, but there has to be an escape from all that hot air they hold inside. Some can turn out to be minty in smell, and the reason for that is still being investigated.
2- A fart, burp or any other escape of gas from a female during a date setting or in front of a guy she likes. Can also be a quief.
Man: WOAH! Tell me you did NOT just vuft.
Woman: I'm sorry. At least it smells minty. It's not a smell that could kill you.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.