voop

The event that occurs when your sphincter and your stomach simultaneously contract so violently that you have to make the ill fated descision of whether you have to poop or vomit more at that moment. Inevitably you end up doing both at the same time which is so embarrassing that regardless of your age a call to you mom is placed.

Last night I drank so much that I ended vooping in my girlfriend's parent's toilet and tub. Twenty minutes later my mom showed up with a towel ... why won't she call back?

by capngrumpy January 01, 2006

voop

the smell of sex. After sex.

he must've fucked that bitch cuz it smells like voop in here.

by chrisgasp March 22, 2005

voop

When on rare occasion, you are born with the skill to poop from your vagina. =) I can.

I just took a huge voop that stretched my vagina!!

by harrar July 02, 2007

vooping

Vaping while pooping.

"Johnny was vooping in the bathroom again, now it smells like sweet tarts and shit."

by Goatnapper November 23, 2013

Voop

The act of taking hits out of a vape while taking a poop.

Yo, I'm going to take a quick voop. Than I'll meet you guys at Taco Bell, I will have the munchies.

by Captain Reefer May 29, 2013

Vooping

Taking your vape with you to the bathroom and vaping while you poop to cover the stench.

"Yo, why is the bathroom foggy?"
"I was vooping."

by KermitMarbles December 07, 2016

vooping

Vaping and shitting at the same time

Kenneth was at Brisbane vooping in order to mask the smell of his giant shit. Yall already know they have no toilet paper so Chipotle napkins it is.

by Lambda Theta Dictionary March 22, 2017