Voop

The act of taking hits out of a vape while taking a poop.

Yo, I'm going to take a quick voop. Than I'll meet you guys at Taco Bell, I will have the munchies.

by Captain Reefer May 28, 2013

voop

The event that occurs when your sphincter and your stomach simultaneously contract so violently that you have to make the ill fated descision of whether you have to poop or vomit more at that moment. Inevitably you end up doing both at the same time which is so embarrassing that regardless of your age a call to you mom is placed.

Last night I drank so much that I ended vooping in my girlfriend's parent's toilet and tub. Twenty minutes later my mom showed up with a towel ... why won't she call back?

by capngrumpy January 1, 2006

Voop

Vape + Poop: The act of dropping a fat load and blowing a massive cloud while sitting on a porcelain throne.

Kasey, did you just drop a voop? It's super hazy in the bathroom.

by FullReset July 17, 2016

Voop

A Slang term that refers to a Fox or Fox-like creature. Derived from the word "Vulpine".

That dang voop ran away with my chicken!

by Stego July 20, 2003

Voop

(v.) vagina-scoop. The act of scooping a vagina. Similar to a scoop (the act of quickly and lightly cupping a girl's boob in a joking manor.

"Dude, why did you just voop my girlfriend?"

Bryan got an after school detention yesterday for vooping Sonni in English class.

She said, "Voop me one more time and I swear it's over."

Girl-on-girl vooping is becoming more and more common these days.

Ahh!! I just got vooped!!

by michmccallister January 24, 2009

voop

the smell of sex. After sex.

he must've fucked that bitch cuz it smells like voop in here.

by chrisgasp May 13, 2005

Voop

-Noun
A poop that has been marinated with vodka in a person's system.

That one burned a little, must have been a voop.

by Vooping Crane June 19, 2011