voom voom cheese Share definition Flag West Indian slang for smegma, the secretion of male genitals that forms underneath the foreskin. "Don't you think of touching me with that dirty thing all covered in voom voom cheese!" voom voom cheese by WTyrell February 21, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the voom voom cheese mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch