voneer

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someone who REALLY fucking loves von

HOLY SHIT I LOVE DADDY KING VON IM HIS CUTE LITTLE VONEER

voneer by Vividor April 21, 2023

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vonderhaar

The act of raging from bullshit in Call of Duty Multiplayer

Are you kidding me!
Look at that vonderhaar! Goddamnit.

vonderhaar by VinexNike February 26, 2013

Related Words

voneer • Veneerious • Voncert • Voner • veneer • Veneer Breath • Veneer Career • Veneer Criminal • veneereal disease • veneernatum

vonderhorst

When someone coughs you say vonderhorst. sort of like a bless you when someone sneezes.

*cough*
VONDERHORST

vonderhorst by camelbakblondies December 5, 2011

david vonderhaar

Bald guy who is responsible for call of duty multiplayer. He causes lag issues and trolls players on multiplayer. Sometimes he will go as far to trolling zombie players

David Vonderhaar! You made me lag out Vondy!!!

david vonderhaar by Pot_Natrick May 11, 2016

Aajonus Vonderplanitz

The raddest fucking dude alive, even radder than Van Wilder; ate rotten meat on Ripley's Believe It or Not; bit into raw chicken on The Doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in Southern California; alternative health practitioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of We Want To Live: The Primal Diet and The Recipe For Living Without Disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.

Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?

You: No, dude. Where is he?

Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.

You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!

Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.

Aajonus Vonderplanitz by the coolest mofo yes I am April 27, 2011

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications

my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

laminated veneer lumber by littlejimmie April 1, 2019

Career Veneer

The thin layer of potential for career advancement, increase in pay and future opportunities that an employer paints on your job to convince you that the future holds something more than you are currently experiencing.

I had my first year appraisal at the McDonalds today. They painted a bit of a career veneer over the last year.

Career Veneer by Crispin Cheesey September 20, 2010

Word of the Day on September 25, 2010

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026