Virtual Boy 

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

Virtual Boy by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

virtual boy 

The Virtual Boy Released in August 1995, was infamous for having headaches or potential seizures, it lasted until March 1996, making it the shortest lived console by Nintendo

Jimmy's playing on the virtual boy, he's having a stroke and puking blood

virtual boy by Darnville January 29, 2021

Virtual Boy 

Nintendo's only system that failed. It had red monochrome graphics that looked like lasers. It sucked in and breathed out fart. After it failed, thousands of virtual boys were crushed and recycled into fully funtional dildos. Failed because the games suck ballsack skin and your eyes would die after an hour of gameplay.

Guy: Oh my god, dude, I just bought a rare Virtual Boy on eBay!

Freind: "How much was it?"

Guy: $500. It was a classic.

Freind shankes him in the liver.

Virtual Boy by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Virtual Boy 

A disgrace to the Nintendo name.

All you can see is RED in those blasted things.

Virtual Boy by Alexi November 6, 2003

Virtual Boy 

The most un-Gameboy one can get. (a definate shark jumper.

That is so lame it is virtual boy.

Virtual Boy by Marc November 30, 2004

Virtual boy 

A failed Nintendo console that everyone drags on, Putting Flaws aside like the headaches and small game library, its actually pretty good with worthwhile games on it.

Person 1: the virtual boy was the worst console ever!
Person 2: god you are such a sheep. Form your own opinions

Virtual boy by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023

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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!

Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022