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Kansas City virgin

Noun: A girl who only will have anal sex so she may maintain her true "virgin" status.
Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.

Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!
Kansas City virgin by AJ Locke April 18, 2018

City Boy Virgin Clause 

A male cannot be a member of the City Boyz if he is a virgin. Future approved.
Bro I can’t even join the City Boyz because of the City Boy Virgin Clause.

Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.
“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.
"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

anal virginity 

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass
Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.
anal virginity by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Virginity 

Something that will be with me forever.
I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.