The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.
On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
by alex1010 May 21, 2009
"I dropped out of school because I only sleep during the day. The next week I won the lottery for billions of dollars.. I totally vinced life in general.
by MadHatter123 August 21, 2008
A manwhore who flirts with your girlfriend when you aren't around
by Dr. Rip Vonpeniswrinkle August 2, 2009
the art of totally fucking up a relationship by breaking the guy code by saying stuff that should not be said
by forza May 3, 2007
Your friend passes you the pipe and it's clearly clogged. You would exclaim "Dude! You just handed me a Vinced bowl!"
by *Captain Chaos* January 23, 2008
Charles: Oh my god he's married to someone on facebook! What a tool!
Brian: I know he's such a Vince.
Brian: I know he's such a Vince.
by KittyCatCatCatKat August 15, 2006
The type of guy that has his tits sagging more than a potato sack and he also looks like dora the explorers cousin, DIEGO
He also gets more head than a prostitute.
He also gets more head than a prostitute.
by Your Mom's middle HOLE December 22, 2019