vert der ferk

Swedish Meatball for What The Fuck?!?

Vert der ferk !!!!?!?? MOM ! Why would you flush my sack of fine China white heroin??

by R00T B33R October 07, 2020

Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

by Bonehead September 08, 2021