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Verbatimist 

noun | ver·ba·tim·ist | /vər-ˈbā-tə-məst/

A person who insists on interpreting or responding to language strictly as it is worded, often ignoring context, tone, implied meaning, or clarification—typically in order to maintain a flawed or incomplete argument.

Notes:
• Often used pejoratively to describe individuals who rely on overly literal interpretations to deflect criticism or avoid addressing the actual message.
• Related to behaviors seen in rhetorical deflection, bad-faith debate, or pedantic argument styles.
“Nothing derails a thread faster than a verbatimist in the replies pretending not to get the point.”

The student’s rebuttal was disappointingly verbatimist, focusing on isolated phrasing instead of engaging with the broader thesis.”
Verbatimist by FauxLucky May 8, 2025

versatilist

Gay Male who advertises himself as Versatile - likes to both give and receive anal sex, likes to both pitch and catch - thus increasing his odds of hooking up.
Jeff is a real versatilist
versatilist by JackJackJack May 26, 2006

Verbatimotherfuckim 

To remember meticulous details of how you grew up with the bullshit and tolerated It by an ignorant person who was responsible for your growth and development as a child.
I remember verbatimotherfuckim, all the shit you did that got me here. Motherfucker!