vegetable medley

The act of pleasuring oneself by the insertion of multiple produce items in rapid succession into the vagina or anus.

Because her boyfriend could not fuck her readily, dat chick gave herself a vegetable medley.

by ade2 November 11, 2007

A Vegetable Medley

Fist fucking Terry Schiavo with a cucumber forcing her dormant snatch to queef Beethoven's 5th!

When we visited her at the hospital, she had so much vaginal gas she gave us her last performance, A Vegetable Medley

by gjkgmc008 September 20, 2009