Vegemite is an Australian delicacy which is very dark brown in colour and of viscose consistency, it is somewhat reminiscent of fecal matter.
A mans anus is choc-full of fecal matter, which is somewhat reminiscent of Vegemite; ergo, etc...i
Anal sex between men establishes a pumping motion, reminiscent of drilling.
Therefore, it is logical that the act of anal sex between two consenting men of (or exceeding) the age of consent be referred to as Vegemite Drilling and the men themselves be named Vegemite Drillers.
Those twoVegemite Drillers will be drilling for Vegemite until someone ruptures a sphincter.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.