vanisri

Cockroach girl, cute and funny. One look and you’ll fall for her.

Use hit to avoid Vanisri

vanisri by Gheuchurpee November 22, 2021

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome 

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome by rtalati January 25, 2022

Myspace Vanishing Act 

To delete your myspace.com profile without warnings to your online friends.

To drop off the myspace earth.

This is usually necessary due to myspace stalkers, psychotics that take myspace too seriously or a general distaste for what myspace has done to your life.

I went on Jane's profile today, she pulled a myspace vanishing act!

Myspace Vanishing Act by Meredith(MissM) February 7, 2007

vanishit 

after taking a dump you look in the toilet and there is no visible log in the toilet bowl. Nothing is present even though you really did move your bowels and create a poop. It simply vanishes!

Wow that was quite dumpI just took! Funny how it vanished and I could not look at it.
It must of been a vanishit

vanishit by tommylawn May 6, 2011

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017

Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

Vanishing fart syndrome by Peelings April 7, 2017

Vanishified 

When something disappears.

He's gone vanishified!

Vanishified by The O Zone 123 February 22, 2019