van tonder

they are true and genuin people who care for others but rightfully look after themselves first and struggle to make sacrifices . the straight forward and brutaly honest ways of the VAN TONDERS however are admirable

Mr Van Tonder ...OH MY!!!!

van tonder by Van Tonder April 18, 2018

Jade Van Tonder 

Jade Van Tonder is a simp especially for Catra She-Ra

Person1:who’s Jade Van Tonder?
Person2:she’s that simp for Catra.

Jade Van Tonder by MermistaSimp July 4, 2021

vantonderism 

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.

Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!

vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt 

A modern gunslinger, turned wrestler.

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023