Valilly

The most innovative talent management process and platform ever devised.

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by A.M. Strong October 16, 2019

valilly

The most perfect ship of all time.

Oh my god, I’m so jealous of Valilly.

by Lakehurst May 17, 2018

Wet Vagilly

A Wet Vagilly is similar to a Wet Willy, except that instead of using saliva to lubricate the finger before it goes into someone's ear, the finger is wet with vaginal lubrication. Vagilly is a portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Willy."

Aaron: If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to give you a Wet Willy!
Trina: You better not, if you do, I'm going to give you a Wet Vagilly, and you don't want that, because I'm very aroused right now.
Aaron: Ok, you win...that's nasty.

by The Green Hornet October 16, 2008

Wet Vagilly

Similar to a wet willy except that instead of licking your finger to get it wet, you stick it in a woman's vagina to get your finger lubricated. Then you stick your finger in her ear like a wet willy.

I was rolling around naked with my girlfriend, and then all of a sudden she said she didn't feel like having sex. I was pissed, so I stuck my finger in her coochie and quickly gave her a wet vagilly to teach her a lesson.

by The Green Hornet October 27, 2008

Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.

Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!

by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013

vanilly

This is the transparent substance in which your willy weeps, whilst whipped with frozen walrus cum, simultaneously burning your left testicle 3 times with a blow torch. IMPORTANT: you must have a picture of Anne Robinson nail gunned to your gooche.

follow HasnBashir for further instructions and methods of obtaining Vanilly, and to purchase frozen walrus cum.

by hiding in the shire sometimes January 13, 2014

Vagilly

It's a bit like a Vagina and a bit like a willy.

Kind of a inverted penis.

USED as a measurement : "I'll have a Vagilly of JD please"

USED as a Greeting : "YO! Vagile"

USED as a mild insult : "Duh, Vagilllllly!"

by Alex Vagile Wilson January 31, 2008