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Vajaydar
Vajaydar by Neville Nevish April 2, 2009
Vajenda
The female power of using her special parts, whether sexual or emotional, to accomplish her own secret agenda.
After the best sex of my life she started asking me questions... I was vulnerable and answered, only to find out later she extracted information from me like some sort of spy, it was all part of her vajenda.
Vajanuary
Vajanuary by happyvajanuary December 4, 2010
vajaydar
pronounced: vuh-jay-dar
noun;
an ability possesed by both man and woman, but having completely different uses for each
masculine tense: an evolutionary survival ability that notifies any man of a clean vaginal area prior to oral or physical inspection. similar to a shark's ability to "smell" blood in the water, vajaydar enable men to steer clear of odorous hair pie.
feminine tense is open to interpretation but as best as man can determine, the female vajaydar is a woman's inherent ability to sense or determine when trangressions have conspired. much to the chagrin of the male species, attempts to circumvent or evade the female vajaydar have widely remained unsuccessful.
noun;
an ability possesed by both man and woman, but having completely different uses for each
masculine tense: an evolutionary survival ability that notifies any man of a clean vaginal area prior to oral or physical inspection. similar to a shark's ability to "smell" blood in the water, vajaydar enable men to steer clear of odorous hair pie.
feminine tense is open to interpretation but as best as man can determine, the female vajaydar is a woman's inherent ability to sense or determine when trangressions have conspired. much to the chagrin of the male species, attempts to circumvent or evade the female vajaydar have widely remained unsuccessful.
(masculine)
"Hey dude.. what happened last night?"
"Man! I was about to go down on this girl when my vajaydar went off, so I told the bitch to go take a bath if she wanted me anywere near that thing."
(feminine)
"I think my boyfriend told everyone about my stanky cat. My vajaydar has been going off when any of his friends look my way"
"Hey dude.. what happened last night?"
"Man! I was about to go down on this girl when my vajaydar went off, so I told the bitch to go take a bath if she wanted me anywere near that thing."
(feminine)
"I think my boyfriend told everyone about my stanky cat. My vajaydar has been going off when any of his friends look my way"
vajaydar by theshinypenquin June 10, 2008
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