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vajanda

noun: A male who acts like a woman
Lacking male anatomy
He is such a vajanda, he pees sitting down.
by kwaj August 11, 2006
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Vajaydar

The ability to senese and locate the presence of vagina like radar or sonar.
When we pulled up to the club my Vajaydar was lit up like a christmas tree.
by Neville Nevish April 2, 2009
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Vajayday

A group of ladies going to the spa, knit group, coffee, for a walk, shopping, etc. together for a long period of time. No interaction with men at all.
Man: Dear, would you like to go to dinner on Saturday?

Woman: Honey, I would love to, but it's my vajayday with Jane, Bea, Polly and Jo!
by Ketehs May 6, 2009
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Vajenda

The female power of using her special parts, whether sexual or emotional, to accomplish her own secret agenda.
After the best sex of my life she started asking me questions... I was vulnerable and answered, only to find out later she extracted information from me like some sort of spy, it was all part of her vajenda.
by Deesp December 5, 2010
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Vajanuary

The female equivalent of Movember, where women allow their pubic hair to grow throughout January.
Happy January 1st, vajanuary starts today!
by happyvajanuary December 4, 2010
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Vajanna

Damn that bitch has a vajanna, i would fuck her so good.

(or)

Look at that shorty , i bet she has a vajanna.

(or)

I once met a girl with a vajanna, it was the best day of my life.
by glitter4 July 13, 2009
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vajaydar

pronounced: vuh-jay-dar
noun;

an ability possesed by both man and woman, but having completely different uses for each

masculine tense: an evolutionary survival ability that notifies any man of a clean vaginal area prior to oral or physical inspection. similar to a shark's ability to "smell" blood in the water, vajaydar enable men to steer clear of odorous hair pie.

feminine tense is open to interpretation but as best as man can determine, the female vajaydar is a woman's inherent ability to sense or determine when trangressions have conspired. much to the chagrin of the male species, attempts to circumvent or evade the female vajaydar have widely remained unsuccessful.
(masculine)
"Hey dude.. what happened last night?"

"Man! I was about to go down on this girl when my vajaydar went off, so I told the bitch to go take a bath if she wanted me anywere near that thing."

(feminine)
"I think my boyfriend told everyone about my stanky cat. My vajaydar has been going off when any of his friends look my way"
by theshinypenquin June 10, 2008
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