vagina pudding 

This certain item is when the UPS guy comes inside your house and shits on your floor. Now why the hell would he do that? Becuase of Vagina Pudding! Buy it at your nearest Vagi-Mart. No need to use the butthole anymore! Vagina Pudding puts your vagina to the test!

Also used when a man shits into the vagina of a woman.

"Hey man I heard that UPS guy shit on your floor."
"Who cares, I use Vagina Pudding too."

"Hey did you give Mary a vagina pudding yet?"
"No, the dumb bitch went to a fucking barn and had a baby named Jesus. I think I'll give jesus a Vagina Pudding when he is about 33 and has no idea who i am."

vagina pudding by Jesus4Brains October 29, 2007

vagina pudding 

the mixture that forms when a guy mixes his cum with the blood from a girl's period

Duuuuude.... last night Lola was on her period so I had her put a cup under her vag to collect her blood. Once it was half full, I came in the cup and we made vagina pudding.

vagina pudding by takemeorleaveme14 December 2, 2010

Pudding Vagina 

The state of a slut's vagina; especially one that has been railed constantly so their chatch has lost all tightness, an its feeling and texture resemble that of pudding.

-"Yo dude how was she?"
-"Aweful bro, bitch had pudding vagina"

Pudding Vagina by Dickie Carmichael September 22, 2011

vaginal pudding 

One of the most disgusting concepts current known by science.
1. A pudding made from raw vagina
2. A pudding made from vaginal secretions.

Makes a good shock screename.

1. I would rather eat some vaginal pudding

2. Her face looks like vaginal pudding.

vaginal pudding by Nigroson August 26, 2006