Vagaccident 

vag·ac·ci·dent
noun
An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the vagina.

"The pussy-grabber brushed off his indiscretion as a vagaccident."

Vagaccident by chrystawithay January 4, 2017

Vaccident 

Post-vaccine automobile accidents on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

Person #1: My friend didn't show up after getting the jab. He told me to be at his house, but he wasn't there. I feel betrayed.

Person #2: Hope he didn't have a vaccident on the way home from the drive-thru clinic!

Vaccident by VinDSL April 29, 2021

vaccident 

When a flu vaccine killed more people then the actual flu did.

In the US, it was a vaccident that the H1N1 flu killed one person; whereas, the vaccine killed 25.

vaccident by zortroz May 5, 2009

vaccident 

When valuables (money, jewellery) get sucked into the vaccuum by mistake.

"Did you see where my wedding ring went?"

"Sorry. There was a vaccident in the lounge room."

vaccident by JediStocky July 29, 2008

Viaccident 

When an ED medication is taken errantly, which leaves the victim in a comprimised situation and an erection which cannot be conceled

Bob had a viaccident because he had a Viagra at 9am for a little romp, but forgot he had to meet his Cycling buddies for a ride in the afternoon. He had difficulty riding without sporting a banana all day.

Viaccident by Rodder07 August 25, 2009

Vaccident 

Any accident which occurs while vacuuming; whether from vacuuming up valuables to a vacuum related injury or damage.

"What happened to the vase?" Sorry I hit tthe table while cleaning the house and there was a vaccident.
Example 2: the cause of death to the hamster was determined to be a vaccident.

Vaccident by Goddess Banshee April 28, 2010

Vaccident 

Died suddenly

Timmy got the Covid shot and his death was a vaccident

Vaccident by ClydeBubkis November 2, 2023