vag in a bag

a synonym for douche bag.
or Vagina Bag.
Vag-in-a Bag
A. You're such a vag in a bag!!!

B. Does that vag in a bag come in different scents?

C. Pepper Ann: Stacy, where's my vag?
Stacy: Check your bag!
by Douche Gigalow December 17, 2008
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vag bag

when a female squats atop a sleeping individual and puts her vagina in their face. the girl variation of the Tea Bag.
Tom: OMG! I woke up with Linda's crust crotch in my face!
Glen: Dude, that sucks! She vag bagged you good.
by anonymous January 28, 2005
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Vag bag

When a female leaves a camel-toe imprint on yo fo-head! (the female version of a tea-bag)
he felt a warm wetness- and a blinding flash jerked him awake in time to realize he just got his picture taken with a vag bag... just then he understood the importance of not passing out first at parties...
by SunnyD81 September 09, 2006
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Vag-Bag

The act of a woman tea-bagging anyone on any FPS (First Person Shooters)
"Dude,your girlfriend just Vag-Bagged me in Halo 3"
by TonyVee January 26, 2010
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Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 05, 2011
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Vag bag

1. (Directed toward males) Meaning to stop acting overly insensitive.

2. (Directed toward females) Meaning to constantly use her period as a way to rant.
1. Johnny was upset that he wasn't able to go to the concert so he whined and pouted like a vag bag.

2. Melissa always seems to act like a vag bag when ever family is around.
by Jalapeno Flavor August 16, 2010
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vag bag

"Erin stop being such a vag bag"
by Eleanor June 21, 2004
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