vag in a bag

a synonym for douche bag.
or Vagina Bag.
Vag-in-a Bag

A. You're such a vag in a bag!!!

B. Does that vag in a bag come in different scents?

C. Pepper Ann: Stacy, where's my vag?
Stacy: Check your bag!

by Douche Gigalow December 17, 2008

vagina bag

A walking vagina big enough to fit hundreds of cocks at the same time.

Hey vagina bag, wanna fuck with me and my 16 brothers?

by Clarence Utters February 9, 2009

Ball bag Vagina

trousers are a tad tight on a man around the undercarriage causing the seam of the trousers to ‘split’ the ball thus creating a ‘vagina’.

I was sat on the tube and the man opposite had a ball bag vagina

by Assassin006 November 20, 2013

Vagina tea bag

Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.

I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.

by Flea77 December 15, 2011

Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.

What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.

by The Deele Real December 26, 2009

vagina bagged

The act of wrapping one's pussy around their head

OMG Jessica I totally vagina bagged Tim and his friend last night.

by FFdkfajFdsaflkjsdaf August 10, 2017

Vagina Bagging

The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.

"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."

by supremevillianxaby April 18, 2012