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used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.
For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.
by John April 25, 2005
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used tampon

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone
Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

ew
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis
"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon
Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"

Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."

Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."

Man 2: "So. I don't care."

Man 1: "You're disgusting."

Man 2: smiles
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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