boring, anal, stiff, can't loosen up, hateful people. the conservative baptist are very uptight. people who have a one track mind.
the uptight people are a dud.
by eazy-x February 12, 2008
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When a state or country is uptight about something they have very strict laws against it or in favor of it
California is very uptight about who gets to legally get a real gun
by YuOfTheNight May 15, 2019
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Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.

Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.
Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) is such an uptight bastard, he wont spend any money for good players.
by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010
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A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.
Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
by XEsay September 14, 2008
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Walking around like you got a stick up your ass, and your shit don't stink, kind of like I do all the time.
I was born an uptight stiff, so why should I change now. I think I'm cool, but somebody is going to come along and own me one day, then I will see.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Someone that walks around like they got a stick up their ass, or like their shit don't stick, kind of like I do all the time.
One day someone (the wrong person) is going to come along and own me, then I will see what an uptight jerk/asshole I really am.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Walking around like you got a shepard's cane stuck up your ass.
Cain thought Abel was too uptight.
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