upstrokes

Masturbating and typing to your friends on the upstrokes

I... am... writing... this... on.. the... upstrokes... and... watching... porn... too

by Snbia July 20, 2008

umstroke

What the sassy rower named double doug said to his team.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.

Sassy rower: Umm...stroke?
Team: bro stfu with the umstroke

by LuxuriantCarrot July 19, 2022

upstressed

A combination of the words upset and stressed, usually referring to emotional or work-related situations.

I don't want anyone to be upstressed, so if you have any concerns moving forward with this project...please speak up now.

by bigbreastedbitch August 27, 2010

Upstroking

The practice of masturbating with exclusively upward motions starting from the base of the penis shaft. Usually done out of superstitious fear of downstrokes. Upstroking can be done with a single hand, but it can also done by alternating between both hands to increase SPM (strokes per minute).

Thoroughly enjoyed upstroking to this post. Cheers!

by Doctor Wojak June 20, 2024