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umstroke 

What the sassy rower named double doug said to his team.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.
Sassy rower: Umm...stroke?
Team: bro stfu with the umstroke
umstroke by LuxuriantCarrot July 19, 2022
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upstressed 

A combination of the words upset and stressed, usually referring to emotional or work-related situations.
I don't want anyone to be upstressed, so if you have any concerns moving forward with this project...please speak up now.
upstressed by bigbreastedbitch August 27, 2010

Upstroking 

The practice of masturbating with exclusively upward motions starting from the base of the penis shaft. Usually done out of superstitious fear of downstrokes. Upstroking can be done with a single hand, but it can also done by alternating between both hands to increase SPM (strokes per minute).
Thoroughly enjoyed upstroking to this post. Cheers!
Upstroking by Doctor Wojak June 20, 2024

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026