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umstroke
What the sassy rower named double doug said to his team.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.
umstroke by LuxuriantCarrot July 19, 2022
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upstressed
A combination of the words upset and stressed, usually referring to emotional or work-related situations.
I don't want anyone to be upstressed, so if you have any concerns moving forward with this project...please speak up now.
upstressed by bigbreastedbitch August 27, 2010
Upstroking
The practice of masturbating with exclusively upward motions starting from the base of the penis shaft. Usually done out of superstitious fear of downstrokes. Upstroking can be done with a single hand, but it can also done by alternating between both hands to increase SPM (strokes per minute).
Upstroking by Doctor Wojak June 20, 2024
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