Uplag is a physiological condition which results from an upgrade of an electronic device, software, or some other technology, that is very disruptive to the upgrader's personal or professional life. Similar to jet lag, symptoms include sleeplessness, fatigue, exhaustion, and general confusion. The condition of uplag may last several days until the upgrader adjusts to the new technology.
Dude's got serious uplag ever since he upgraded to a new Android phone yesterday. He missed our morning project status meeting, and I found him in the men's room, curled up in the fetal position with his Android, rocking back and forth and moaning, "Only fifteen more apps to reinstall."
by V Dogz October 7, 2011
Get the uplag mug.In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.
No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.
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by Ultra Vires May 24, 2022
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used to make your cat jump up on the sofa, or to move ppls legs who are lying on the sofa so you cant sit down
by domizzle May 23, 2006
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the amount of space between the top of your glass and the top of your drink. Generally a bad thing at happy hours.
Dude, your beer is nearly empty! Let's get rid of the ullage in your cup by heading over to the keg!
by bonnie_traid_in_boise December 30, 2009
Get the ullage mug.A public school that is full of Snitches. Everybody thinks they're all big and bad until they have to fight. Most kids swear they bang. But they claimin another set the next week. The school is filled with boys who just chill in the restroom with there juuls and carts . The girls at the school are all hoes and think they're potheads because they have a wax pen. Also 99.8% of the females are under 5'4 . Most "Student Athletes" don't even care about their grades. And the proctors only watch that one group that used to hangout by the J building and behind the PE portable. The most fun you can have during the weekend is going to a dickfest party you know that is going to get shutdown an hour after it started. Most of the girls at the parties just wallflower and stay on their phones. Anyways by junior year everybody gets sent to chillside. The End.
Upland High School where the kids are higher then their grades.
Upland High School where the kids are higher then their grades.
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