A person who portrays themself to be something that they are not. Uses their cuteness to hide the evil they carry inside. Always out for themselves and will always get what they want at the expense of others.
I once tried to date that woman, but she was so damn unthrusty, I just couldn't score. I lost count of the times I just had to get in the car, go home, and jerk off.
During a a game of Kings:
Kieran: Guess a card. It rhymes with fine...
Me: ...Nine?
Kieran: Nope! Seven, drink up cocksack!
Me: You untrustable bastard...I hope you die from a botched hysterectomy