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Unniversary 

An unniversary is the yearly celebration of the day you became divorced. Whether a happy or depressing celebration is up to the participant.
"Let's wish a merry unniversary to Ben, who is celebrating his sixth year since his soul-crushing divorce from Rebecca. How's that loneliness treating you?"
Unniversary by Will Rickabaugh October 19, 2006
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unaversary

That date which used to be your aniversary before you were divorced.
"What are you doing on November 7th?"
"I'll be going to the (select one) strip club; bar; masseuse; outlet mall to celebrate my unaversary!"
unaversary by Suebee72 September 15, 2007

Universary 

The anniversary for an individual to be single. Generally a year, but could be used for any time period as long as you place the duration in front.
"Single and always ready to mingle! Happy eight months Universary!!"
Universary by CNKK217 September 30, 2012

Universary 

a universal anniversary (basically a holiday)
The whole world had their 1st Universary of the survival of year 2012.
Universary by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009

unniversary 

The annual celebration of a leap day marriage in any non-leap year. Usually celebrated on February 28 and/or March 1.
Wife: Since we got married on leap day, we don't have an anniversary this year.
Husband: Then I don't have to get you anything, right?
Wife: No, it's our unniversary. I still expect gifts.
unniversary by .d.h. March 16, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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