An unniversary is the yearly celebration of the day you became divorced. Whether a happy or depressing celebration is up to the participant.
"Let's wish a merry unniversary to Ben, who is celebrating his sixth year since his soul-crushing divorce from Rebecca. How's that loneliness treating you?"
The annual celebration of a leap day marriage in any non-leap year. Usually celebrated on February 28 and/or March 1.
Wife: Since we got married on leap day, we don't have an anniversary this year.
Husband: Then I don't have to get you anything, right?
Wife: No, it's our unniversary. I still expect gifts.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.