unmemory

the events that transpire while one is in a state of black out inebriation

My favorite unmemory from my glory days is when I pissed on the stove of a girl who was blue balling my friend.

by Pablito the Pand December 29, 2011

unmemorables

Common household items you buy and put away, and then because you hardly ever use them and they're cheap to buy you forget you have them so the next time you need them you just buy more and keep on accumulating useless amounts of them.

Fuck we totally had like 50 birthday candles already why did I just buy more!

Whatever dude they're unmemorables, just add 'em to the pile.

by Faircombe November 11, 2010