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University of Redlands 

A small private university in Southern California, commonly known in the area as the U of R. Redlands is known for its great academics, beautiful campus, and surprisingly good parties. Redlands is also renowned for its business, music, and communicative disorders departments. The school mascot is the bulldog.

Redlands is composed of the College of Arts and Sciences, the Johnston Center for Integrative Studies, the School of Music, the School of Business, and the School of Education.
"Where do you go to school?
"The University of Redlands."
"Dude, that's awesome. Can I come out to one of your parties sometime?"
"For sure, it's always a good time at a Redlands party."
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university of redlands 

one of the best university's in Southern California. its also known as UofR.
"hey what is there to do at UofR (university of redlands) tonight?"
"i think im going to a frat party tonight."
university of redlands by DJ W July 18, 2006

University of Redlands 

A wannabe prestigious Liberal Arts College in Redlands, California. The administration claims it's in "Beautiful Southern California," but in reality this unfortunate institution sits in the middle of California's sketchy Inland Empire region.

The students think they have the brightest minds on the planet, but the reality is they came to Redlands because they got rejected from their first, second, and third-choice schools. Even though many students do virtually NO work in their classes, the school keeps them just barely passing so their parents will continue to fork over that $50K yearly tuition.

Most of the girls are ditzy and overly-tanned, while the guys are too busy getting wasted or showing off in the weight room to focus on anything meaningful in life. There are also quite a few useless hippies hanging around. Everyone pretends to be nice, but in reality, they don't give two fucks about you or your life.

Typical Redlands students drink in their dorm rooms or go to lame frat parties on Friday and Saturday nights—because there's nothing better to do on or off campus. Or they just go home on weekends to their rich mommies and daddies who make everything better by throwing money at their already spoiled children.
Attending the University of Redlands is like throwing $200,000 of your life savings into a fire.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026