uniex

Today's rival and tomorrow 's love interest.

Sally's my uniex.

uniex by Detective N August 9, 2019

you don't won. expect the unexpected 

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

you don't won. expect the unexpected by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA by Flash Slash June 24, 2019

Unix beard 

Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.

Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!

Unix beard by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003

Unexpectedly 

It’s an adverb and it means in a way that was not expected, anticipated or foreseen. So if something happens totally out of the blue, then it happens unexpectedly.

When offered a second helping of pie Malcolm unexpectedly declined.

Unexpectedly by AKACroatalin December 8, 2016

unix 

UNIX rose from the ashes of a multi-organizational effort in the early 1960s to develop a dependable timesharing operating system. After three decades of use, the UNIX* computer operating system is still regarded as one of the most powerful, versatile, and flexible operating system in the computer world. Its popularity is due to many factors, including its ability to run a wide variety of machines, from micros to supercomputers, and its portability, all of which led to its adoption by many manufacturers. The system also fostered a distinctive approach to software design, solving a problem by interconnecting simpler tools, rather than creating large monolithic application programs. Its development and evolution led to a new philosophy of computing, and it has been a never-ending source of both challenges and joy to programmers around the world.

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." - Dennis Ritchie

unix by Stevie June 22, 2004

G-unix 

"G-unix, Linux for da homies" is an attempt to bring the Linux operating system to the hood, and to make Linux the computer Operating System of choice for lower-income communities.

g #1: Yo, what operating system you be using yo?
g #2: G-G-G-G-unix!

G-unix by scrillamanjaro May 13, 2009