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unicorn glitter 

When two people are having intercourse, while under the influence of acid and wearing unicorn masks.
I was shocked when I walked in on my parents, doing the unicorn glitter.
unicorn glitter by Joker_Girl42 December 20, 2016
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Unicorn Glitter 

When two people are having sex, while on acid and are wearing unicorn masks.
I was so scarred after I walked in on my roomate , while her and her boyfriend was doing the unicorn glitter.
Unicorn Glitter by Joker_Girl42 January 13, 2017

Glitter the unicorn

To wash and clean the genitals before a date.
Alternatively, to place glitter on ones genitals to attract prospective partners.
Al: are you going out with that sorority girl tonight?
Roker: yeah dude, guess i better glitter the unicorn
Glitter the unicorn by BorisSs April 27, 2011

Unicorn glitterwitter 

An experience so exciting you could burst into a huge glitter ball like meeting the boy of your dreams or seeing the most beautiful scenery ever
Oh my unicorn glitterwitter he’s hot!

Unicorn glitterwitter this place is beautiful!
Unicorn glitterwitter by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019

Glittery Pink Unicorn

While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.
#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!
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