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Unbalanced Anthony 

A unfair, lopsided, or ludicrous offer.
The hooker said it’s $50 for a blowjob.

“I said you can keep that Unbalanced Anthony shit. You only got half your teeth - I’ll give you $10.”
Unbalanced Anthony by McBackup November 2, 2022

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.
Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

unbaffleable 

the ability to not be baffled
Shane: We're unbaffleable!
Ryan: That's not a word
unbaffleable by Yeet my kids January 21, 2020

unbiased election predictions

he's an election prediction youtuber who predicted trump would win in 2016 and says biden will win 2020. he is probably in either eighth or ninth grade and is really smart. did i mention he's SMOKING HOT?? he did a face reveal when he hit 1,000 subscribers so yeah...
person a: unbiased election predictions thinks biden will win
person b: i hope so
person c: i don't care about politics i watch him cuz hes hot
Unibomb is a drop shot of Unicum in a glass of Redbull. Invented in Canada by an expatriate of the great Kingdom of Hungary.
Ernie: Hey let's do Unibombs
John: Sure...
Ernie: You've been Unibombed!!
unibomb by hard liqour rules August 27, 2019
n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself

Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me on Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake by myself on a unidate because I am a strong, independent woman.

"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
unidate by 4BLady February 11, 2015