A fat or ugly person's excuse for looking horrendous in a photograph. Common on Facebook.
Girl 1: OMG I look so ugly in the pic!
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's just an unflattering camera angle.
Girl 1: Oh thank God I'm not that fat!
Girl 2: LOL jk ur a fatass bitch!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'