Understranding

The art of becoming mentally stranded by not applying ones brainpower enough to generally understand a given situation, or by purposely choosing ignorance.

POTUS 45 is understranding his way to impeachment.

I am understranding politics more now than ever.

Understranding by pr_Trainreck June 1, 2018

Mutual Understanding 

A term used mostly by Filipinos for two people who obviously like each other, but have not yet committed to a relationship. So both parties are still free to go out on dates with other people.

It's a vague area between being friends and boyfriend/girlfriend.

Basically, it's like an open relationship.

(Shortcut: MU)

Guy1: Dude, is Jess your girlfriend?
Guy2: Nah, we just have a mutual understanding.

Mutual Understanding by LastMinutePanic March 4, 2009

understanding women 

Something that is impossible for members of the male race to do. Seriously, don't even try to do it.

John: "I don't know what the hell she's thinking. I've been trying to figure it out for the past 30 minutes"
Joe: "...why"

There's a reason "understanding women" is not in the dictionary.

understanding women by Stevu February 17, 2010

Understanding 

This is the main objective of both sides of every story. Each story shall equally be relevant and important. Understanding is imperative, one shall not be allowed to step on another as he or she pleases and get away with it. It doesn't matter who was right, or wrong. The main objective today is understanding. We are imperfectly made, but our God given strength is understanding, love.

If both of you come to an understanding, both shall be at peace. Fighting, revenge, bickering, provoking violence and anger will not work. Adding fuel to fire isn't favorable.

Do not let yourself be trapped in misunderstandings and hate.

Understanding by YouAreAtWarWithYourMind March 7, 2013

Chamber of Understanding 

Ultra cool pad where Professor Farnsworth understands what is to be understood.

Farnsworth: I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding.

*cue Saturday Night Fever music and funky Disco light*

Chamber of Understanding by dburl December 26, 2010

E Understanding 

An Epiphany, or sudden realization induced from ingestion of the drug.

Pop a cap, you'll understand.
Example should include the word "E Understanding"

E Understanding by E-manuel February 24, 2011

Understanding 

3 in Supreme Mathematics

what shows and proves the completion of Knowledge and Wisdom (man, woman, child)

Understanding is a clear mental comprehension. It is the original child, which is the star. The highest form of understanding is love, the bond between man and woman, or Knowledge and Wisdom.

Understanding by LiquidSwords October 13, 2005