Uncles meth

When you really like someone so you take them hostage in your moms belly.

Man I really like James, I might show him my uncles meth

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

Uncle Gertrude

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile

Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!

by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019

Uncle Chris

The boss at work thats friends with everyone and you all call him Uncle Chris

Hey uncle Chris thanks for giving that Sunday shift off

by 256steveb January 25, 2022

Duke Uncle

A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.

Duke uncle is a very annoying piece of shit that was fucked by Masud Uncle.

by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

Uncle Jamie size

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.

I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.

by ArseWipper October 21, 2023

Uncle Raj

The greatest sports player in hide ur dad (Hydrebad)

woah uncle raj is the goat at everything cuh

by LIl big boy April 4, 2022