In my world "unclap" refers to when you silently place your hands together and then abruptly separate your palms (as if suddenly measuring a fish) in an attempt to acoustically cancel out, or subtract, absorb, suck up, cause destructive interference with, or simply detract from other
people's mindless clapping. For bad regional theater. For someone's mediocre
child blowing on a hokey old noisemaker. Most of all, we do it for when others
clap strictly out of habit. Unclapping is the less athletic version of a a standing ovation protest. I.e. when a lot of idiots give a standing ovation to a
single idiot, and in order to prevent the idiot from thinking they deserve it, you lay with your back on your theater seat, with your head toward the floor and your feet in the
air. It's
awkward and often causes a stir, what with your
feet hitting the faces of the overjoyed. But it says clearly, "I'm not standing for this! I hold fast against your joy! I would fold my arms resolutely but then I'd slide out of this chair onto my head!" Think on that, celebrators of mediocrity.
Go unclap yourself!
I searched Urban
Dictionary for the word "unclap", and finding nothing, I defined the word. Only to discover
later that someone had already defined "unclapping". Nice search engine, Urban
Dictionary.
