infibulation 

To have ones genitals sewn up in a way that would prevent them being used for intercourse.

Whoa thats some sick shit right there - I have my scissors, shall now address your infibulation issues.

infibulation by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003

Premature Invitulation 

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."

Premature Invitulation by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022

German Breakfast Infaculation 

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations

German Breakfast Infaculation by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009

German Breakfast Infaculation 

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

German Breakfast Infaculation by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009

Premature Invitulation 

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

Premature Invitulation by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022