infibulation
Whoa thats some sick shit right there - I have my scissors, shall now address your infibulation issues.
infibulation by Kevin of infinite madness fame September 3, 2003
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Premature Invitulation
When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.
"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
Premature Invitulation by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022
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German Breakfast Infaculation
When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)
German Breakfast Infaculation by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009
German Breakfast Infaculation
make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril
German Breakfast Infaculation by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009
Premature Invitulation
When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.
"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."
"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."
Premature Invitulation by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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