Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.

“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.

“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”

by anonymous April 14, 2022

unblowupable

Cannot explode.

"The word unblowupable is thrown around a lot these days"
-Homer Simpson

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

unblondified

The act of removing the "blondified" look by returning to your natural color.

Guy 1: There is something different about Jayne today. I can't figure out what it is.

Guy 2: Dude, she totally unblondified herself.

by rocketrider13 April 9, 2008

Unblowuppable

Homer confidentally talking about his toy-rocket. This may refer to the people who confidently predicted that the Titanic was 'unsinkable'.

"The word unblowuppable is thrown around a lot these days, but I think I can say for certain that... (Boom)".

by Kaleah November 3, 2005

Unclowned

A person who can never stop being funny always the bid

This man is the bid he will never be unclowned

by Trippyasspooh2254 January 25, 2022

Unbloonicious

1. not bloonicious.

2. (Gaming) not playing Bloons or Bloons TD games.

"An unbloonicious videogame."

"Unfortunately the game I'm playing is unbloonicious."

by Otheruser325 March 25, 2023