um-um-um-um-um 

Mass confusion

Um-um-um-um-um i dont know

um-um-um-um-um by Jessica_2468 April 19, 2022

um sex um 

A moan usually used by asian kids with small dicks. If you hear this moan anywhere, it is most likely to come from an autistic child called isaac. Also could mean her or his penis is tingling and can't wait to suck some male tits

-Classroom is silent-
Isaac: UM SEX UM

um sex um by lordvaraj666 December 28, 2018

um yesh um yesh um yesh yesh yesh yesh yesh yesh 

when you say yes in an exciting relief.

boy:can i go to the bathroom because i need to go really bad
teacher:ok
boy:um yesh um yesh um yesh yesh yesh yesh yesh yesh

um yesh um yesh um yesh yesh yesh yesh yesh yesh by Brittany Sanchez March 14, 2005

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? 

THE ULTAMENT STUDDER

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? no ok

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything? by mnbjkl January 25, 2021

Mandar um queiroga 

Gregar, vomitar, largar o gregorio, desengasgar o ganso

Eia mano esse gajo foi mandar um queiroga a porta do sushi

Mandar um queiroga by Worceless December 6, 2021

Um, chile anyways so.... 

Nicki Minaj was the one who came up with this statement. Basically when somebody says something irrelevant or weird you can use this to pretend you didn't see it.

Sarah: Thats why yo momma dead-

Ashley: ._. Um, chile anyways so.......

Um, chile anyways so.... by EWISTHATVEENA? November 12, 2020

um actually🤓 

''um actually🤓'' is a word you use when you want do act like a goddamn nerd correcting someone's mistake.

um actually🤓 2 + 2 is 4, you are wrong

um actually🤓 by infernusdoge69420 June 13, 2023