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UK Slang 

UK Slang is virtually its new language stemming from Jamacian words brought over by the Jamacian people in the Windrush generation. It changes a bit from place to place. I don't hear many people in London say certi. But I don't hear many people in liverpool say "Wagwan b piff ting can I get ur digits". Common universal UK Slang words

Leng, Clapped, Wagwan, What you saying, Jokeman, Batty, Bunda, G, Cuz, More Time, True Say, Ting, Fam, Blud, Meady, Mad, On God (ong), Trus

Can't think of anymore on the spot.
Wagwan what you saying
Not much cuz
The new tech fleece is clapped asf
Nah g I think its certi
Anywyas you seen my new ting shes leng
Nah fam shes got batty I'll be honest more time I am just running tru gal
True say I know you well blud ai you know Felicia tried to play me
What a jokeman shes meady asf anyways
Nah but the bunda is there she is not lacking in any department
I guess.
UK Slang is mad g that shit is virtually a new language cuz
Trussss ong

Clicking / UK slang 

Clicking is an Uk 🇬🇧 slang for CC fraud (credit card fraud)
Wagwan bro, if you wanna make money shout me, I’ll show you how to start clicking / uk slang💷

bad fuel day UK style 

1. The feeling brought on by paying over £1.00 ($1.90) for one litre of fuel in the UK. (Around £5.00 a gallon, or $9). Feelings similar to the US bad fuel day, only more acute.
You think you're paying too much for your gas? Try having a bad fuel day UK style.

UK supply chain crisis 

Exact synonym for the 'successful' no downside of Brexit.
Simon: Deary me old bean. Empty shelves again in Tesco. I loathe this UK supply chain crisis. How could it happen when we took the power back keeping all the foreigners and immigrants out.

Peter: Well my old plumb duck, it's a case of Brexit. You see the EU workers were the drivers we were trying to keep out, taking our jobs. But their jobs were actually ones we couldn't replace in the UK supply chain crisis. They were paid not even a pigs ear and treated like a sty. So when we're down 100,000 HGV drivers and Boris says we'll have it sorted it, we have just 2,000 army truck drivers driving by and then we'll see the pigs, or in this case gammon fly.
UK supply chain crisis by dirtdawg August 26, 2021
great band
UK subs by davey havok May 16, 2003

uk spider 

I'm having a couple uk spiders over later for a jickle
uk spider by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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